Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Entitled much?



I'm sure it could fit into one space. But that would defeat the entire purpose, of course. Why own a Hummer unless you intend to show it off? Or hey, restore your manhood, I believe are the exact words of the commercial. Ah, Hummer owners. I just don't understand the urge to drive something so big and self-centered and, quite frankly, hideous. But, good news! As of 2007, Hummers will be discontinued. Seems someone finally realized that Hummers are a huge fossil fuel burner, and WOW, we're running out of fossil fuel! So, the end of Hummers. Personally, I'm holding out for the introduction of Smart Cars to the US. Just picture it! Smart Cars everywhere! Sheer brilliance, the person who invented Smart Cars.

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