Holly's thoughts: Elise versus Holly: a battle of wits

Monday, December 25, 2006

Elise versus Holly: a battle of wits

Movies to watch this holiday season:

The Meaning of Life (aka Drool over Michael Palin)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Wag the Dog
Edward Scissorhands (spelled Scizzorhands by Elise)
War Games
Holly: The Life & Times of a Genius and Her ~~Sidekick~~ Whiny Lapdog (Elise)
Elise: The Heartbreaking Drama/Comedy of a Heroic Genius Who Has To Put Up With Her Clumsy Arch-Rival Holly
Elise: The New Ricky ~~Bobby~~ Martin . . . The Girl Who Could Only Count to One - but then again, she only needed to, with her good looks - unfortunately it was a typical situation of looks excluding brains.
Elise: A Comedy
Hollyzilla: When Growth Hormones Go Wrong
Elise Conquers Her "Midget-Sized" Elf Esteem
Borat 2: Return to America With Wife (Holly) in Tow.
Elsie the Dyslexic Pigeon
Holly: Male ~~Modle~~ Model of the Year
Zoolander 2: Mugato Takes Wife (Elise)
Fruits and Nuts: The Holly Story
Frankenstein: Elise Rises Again
Holly: Bolivian Lumberjack
Meet Elise: A Day in the Petting Zoo
O Little Town of Bethlehem: Holly the Donkey Saves the Day
Holly and Elmer Go to White Castle (Elise didn't appreciate the genius of that one - Elmer is a combination of Elise and Kumar, duh!)
Holly's Brain: A Brain Surgeon's Comedy
Elise Blackbeard: The Diary of a Pirate's Wife
Deck the Halls: Holly Has a Bit Too Much Eggnog.
Elise Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Afterlife: Holly Watches From Below
Elise's Bosom: A Tragedy
Little Shop of Holly: Feed me, Seymour!
Elise's Web: A Talking Spider Saves a Lovable Talking Pig!
Holly's Bosom: A Tale of Two Molehills
Elise's Bosom: A Tale of Two Titties (rated R) (Elise's note: hey, I'm an A+ porn star)
Holly's Socks: A Deadly Obsession
Elise's Socks: a Deadly Color Combination
Holly's Hallucinations: Elise Isn't Wearing Socks
Charlie Brown Finally Wins . . . to Elise.
Holly the Snowman: Frosty Finally Finds Love

Edit: I just noticed that this is my 100th post since I started this blog back in July. At this rate I'll have a good 300 posts by next July! My goodness.

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